My Summer Job

So I landed this great summer job, but I have an abundent amount of free time.... here is a sample of the fruits of my labor.


PAC is the place to be (Patient Assistance Center)

PAC is the place to be
We sure have lots of fun
Sitting inside the whole day long
We never see the sun

She dealt with much in Urgent care
I speak of Karla Dear
Some Anti- Freeze is no big deal
This lady has no fear

Sharon Wood lives in a freezer
For she is always cold
but do not get the wrong idea
Her heart is made of gold

Cathy loves her accessories
Some earrings she was givin'
Pulled straight from a patients earlobes
What a fun life she's livin'

Cindy likes to match make her son
With all the single girls
Her life revolves around her kids
She sure does love her girls

Lori we will forever miss
To Weston she was sent
She slept at the Lamp Light motel
Avoiding a small tent

Because of all her visitors
Diane can never work
She answers all of our questions
her knowledge is a perk

Insurance is her middle name
Or maybe it's Cashier
We will never be steered astray
When we have Darlene near

Chelsea Marie does not like germs
Purell is her best friend
She counts down to her "Parker Days"
And waits for Summer's end

She makes us laugh when we are blue
She smiles all the time
Her Life is full of Charity
Her heart is so sublime

The Coffee pot is empty now
Todd drank the whole thing up
Getting wheelchairs and directions
It's true he ain't no schlup

She comes on in on her day off
To bring her baby boy
Kerri will need a new table
Caleb brings her such joy

Judge Mathis is her favorite thing
to watch during her lunch
The crazy things that people do
makes Eileen laugh a bunch

We're happy to have Janelle here
She's learning very fast
With stressful days in PAC
We hope that she will last!

Her nose rings adds a touch of flare
Her atmosphere screams fun
Laura's always playing farmville
She makes me laugh a ton

She's helpful and polite to all
So patient and so kind
Her heart is always filled with joy
Velma's one of a kind

She jumped out of an airplane once
And did the Polar Plunge
Laurie always finds adventure
Soaks it up like a sponge

Soccer fields to baseball diamonds
Lisa Cook's on the go
She juggles her five kids so well
Lisa should have a show!

A BAT call checked in with Jodi
An ambulance will come
Her cupcake filled her heart with joy
She licked up every crumb

She picks on Eileen every day
She likes to stretch her legs
Sandy loves almost everything
But she will not eat eggs

Miss Martha we don't see much more
For she was sent back home
We love it when she comes to play
Up front where we call home

Our Counselors are really great
Their helpful and polite
Dorothy, Bonnie, Jodi, Cindy
We know their answer's right

We work for Pat, Michelle, and Dawn
They keep us all in line
Their fun and cool and super nice
They sure are mighty fine!